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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)
Resolve to change your password annually to keep it fresh and secure. If you're ready now, visit http://www.umn.edu/validate and click on "Change your Internet password."

Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)
You know the Gopher way to get to class, but do you know the Gopher way to entertainment? Ruckus is the place for music and movies that you can enjoy without leaving the house! Go to http://umart.umn.edu for more information.

Pisces (Feb. 19–Mar. 20)
You like hearing about new innovations, so why aren't you a member of iRoc? Join today at http://iroc.umn.edu.

Aries (Mar. 21–Apr. 19)
You resolved to stay on top of pesky computer problems this year. Lucky for you, Technology Minute Clinics are available for express service! For quick solutions that will only take a minute, drop by a location on campus near you. For locations and hours, go to http://1help.umn.edu/minuteclinic.htm.

Taurus (Apr. 20–May 20)
It's the start of a new year, so start using a new Web site for your technology needs. The choice isn't difficult: all Office of Information Technology services are located on one Web site! Just go to http://1help.umn.edu.

Gemini (May 21–Jun. 21)
2006 has ended—another year left behind—but it's not too late to brush up on your computer skills. Take a Learning Bytes course and learn from the comfort of your own desk. To find out more, visit http://1help.umn.edu and click on "Training" under the "Computers" heading.

Cancer (Jun. 22–Jul. 22)
Contrary to common belief, television isn't a wasteland. If you tune in to TPT Channel 17 at 9:00 p.m. Sundays, you'll hear all about the technology that surrounds us every day from the guest experts on "Tech Talk."

Leo (Jul. 23–Aug. 22)
The Universe has a message for you: the status of University systems will be revealed to you when you visit http://1help.umn.edu and read the System Status section.

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sep. 22)
Your e-mail inbox deserves a fresh start this year! Delete unneeded e-mails and file ones you want to keep into folders.

Libra (Sep. 23–Oct. 23)
"Wild Wednesdays" sound scary, but they aren't! Buy refurbished computer equipment from University Computer Services on Wednesdays and save a wild 20% off the listed price! Check out the current stock at http://www.umn.edu/ucs.

Scorpio (Oct. 24–Nov. 21)
Don't let the swift passage of time prevent you from checking your voicemail.Visit http://www.umn.edu/nts/go4msg to learn about customizable options—like message forwarding to e-mail.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)
Take full advantage of being a student! Check out technology services available to students by going to http://1help.umn.edu and clicking on "Students."